New Book to Be Released

A new book is sure to get the attention of golfers everywhere. Called "Winning Golf Strategies," the new title will give readers valuable playing tips and insider information that the unidentified author has gained through years of experience in the game and observations of golfing partners.

Details are still fairly sketchy, and the text remains a secret, but here's the Table of Contents:

Chapter 1 - How to Properly Line up your Fourth Putt

Chapter 2 - How to Hit a Nike from the Rough when You Hit a Titleist from the Tee

Chapter 3 - How to Avoid the Water when You lie Eight in a Bunker

Chapter 4 - How to Get more Distance off the Shank

Chapter 5 - When to Give the Ranger the Finger

Chapter 6 - Using your Shadow on the Greens to Maximize Earnings

Chapter 7 - When to Implement Handicap Management

Chapter 8 - Proper Excuses for Drinking Beer before 9 a.m.

Chapter 9 - How to Urinate Behind a 4" x 4" Post - Undetected

Chapter 10 - How to Rationalize a Six-hour Round

Chapter 11 - How to Find that Ball that Everyone Else saw go in the Water

Chapter 12 - Why Your Spouse Doesn't Care that you Birdied the Fifth Hole

Chapter 13 - How to let a Foursome Play through your Twosome

Chapter 14 - How to Relax when You are Hitting Three off the Tee

Chapter 15 - When to Suggest Major Swing Corrections to your Opponent

Chapter 16 - God and the Meaning of the Birdie-To-Bogey Putt

Chapter 17 - When to Re-grip Your Ball Retriever.

Chapter 18 - Use a Strong Grip on the Hand Wedge and Weak Slip on the Foot Wedge

Chapter 19 - Why Male Golfers will Pay $5 a Beer from the Cart Girl and Give her a $3 Tip but will Balk at a $3.50 Beer at the 19th Hole and Stiff the Bartender

Chapter 20 - How to Deal with a plus-30 Handicapper who Got a Hole-in-One

The book is to be published on the North Atlantic island of Tsktskville and will be available April 1, 2014. Hopefully you'll find it and purchase a copy.

(Editor's Note: The above Table of Contents has appeared on many other websites. We're all still waiting for the actual book..)

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